Please answer the following questions Yes or No. Give yourself one point for every answer marked yes.
- Are you offended I’m even asking.
- Are you successful?
- More successful than your roommate?
- Does your LinkedIn status contain any of the following? “Big things to come”, “magnate”, the “@” symbol, “Investing in trailblazers at the forefront of machine intelligence and future of work”.
- Have you ever Uber-ed to class?
- Do you look down on people who work at Big Tech?
- When you go to Nobu do you think the sushi is reasonably priced?
- Do you own a McLaren?
- How about two?
- Have you got all your friends to buy into your NFT collection that will revolutionize friendship?
- Does the Plebian class scare you?
- Is your twitter sarcastic?
- How about earnest?
- Do you strike just the right balance between confident and humble?
- When someone messages you on slack do you respond with words or the thumbs up emoji?
- Do you use the word chat to refer to meetings?
- Do you have to check your schedule?
- Do you still have your trophies from 4th grade little league?
- Does your RA flirt with you?
- When there’s an on-call do they call you?
- Have you ever accidentally matched with yourself on Tinder because your bio is so good?
- Do you call the shots around here?
- How much money do you have? Yes or No?
- Do happy people make you sad?
- It’s Friday night, the row is popping off, your roommate is about to stream your favorite show, and Mark Cuban just started an Instagram Live. Do you think Mark Cuban has no business talent?
