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Are You too Successful?
Please answer the following questions Yes or No. Give yourself one point for every answer marked yes. Are you offended I’m even asking. Are you …
My Mom Took Pictures of a Squirrel
My mom took pictures of a squirrel
Office Space
Chappie Staff <oldboy@hammercoffin.org> Tue 12/14/21 3:43 PM To: Snehal <snehalthesexysnail@stanford.edu> Subject: Office Access Hey Snehal, We hope this email finds you well. …
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Obama Warns Against Disinformation: Full Body Tackles SCR President
Obama warned against the dangers of online misinformation at Cemex auditorium on Thursday. “Conspiracy and lies spread online have a real cost to our democracy …
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Confessions at Stanford
“I am here to confess.”
Faster, Higher, Tastier?
The grease infused chicken kebab caused an uproar on social media that was quickly deleted by State censors.
STANFORD DO THIS THING NOW
It is APPALLING
Dude! Where’s My Professor?
In a surprise move Stanford’s …
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Satire
Office Space
Chappie Staff <oldboy@hammercoffin.org> Tue 12/14/21 3:43 PM To: Snehal <snehalthesexysnail@stanford.edu> Subject: Office Access Hey Snehal, We hope …
Russia Wins Zero Winter Olympic Medals
The atmosphere inside the Beijing Olympic village is electric as world class athletes rub shoulders and push the bounds of …
Fill the Claw!
The iconic Stanford fountain that looks nothing like a claw is empty.
Stanford Announces Full Moon on the Quad Revival
President Marc Tessier Lavigne announced that Full Moon On The Quad (FMOTQ) will return for 2022. FMOTQ is an annual …
Brave Frosh Sneezes with Reckless Abandon
Who knows what it was// That was the cause// Of Steven Snell’s most horrid faux pas.